Top 10 songs for Tony Abbott’s MP3 – (hint for Tony, 10 comes after 9)

Since there was no actual numbers in Tony Abbott’s budget reply, we thought we would help him out, listing some songs he could put on his portable music device of choice to help him learn his numbers

Feist – 1234


If you get stuck Tony, just play the chorus, you will learn how to count 1…2…3…4…5…6…9…and 10 oh wait, that might be a problem

Flo Rida – 54321


uh, yeah, we might have another problem, these numbers are counting down

Hugh Laurie – 47 Gingerheaded Sailors


Stop The Boats – Stop The Red Heads … yes, this one perhaps could induce panic

Jimi Hendrix – If 6 Was 9


Anything that encourages a person to make up their own numbering system, probably not a good idea for someone who thinks they could handle the nations finances

Chicago – 25 or 6 or 4


Actually, Tony, ignore this one, 25 is 25 it is neither 6 nor 4

Doctor Who’s David Tennant and The Proclaimers – I Would Walk 500 Miles


Mixing an empirical numbering system with decimal, no, we abandoned pounds, miles and ounces a long time ago

David Bowie – 1984


Bowie sings about a dystopian future – actually, don’t listen to this one Tony, we don’t want you getting any more ideas

Barenaked Ladies – If I Had $1,000,000


If I had a $1,000,000, I’d be rich although, Joe Hockey would still be carrying on about his ‘meagre’ income

The Nails – 88 Lines About 44 Women


44 women too many for Tony – and the bigger numbers might confuse him, so it may be best to dumb it down a little

Lene Lovich – Lucky Number’s One


1 (One)… even Tony Abbott should have little problem counting to 1

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2 Comments to “Top 10 songs for Tony Abbott’s MP3 – (hint for Tony, 10 comes after 9)”

  1. And it will all be true – Abbott and Hockey will learn to count – in the year 2525 – – –

    • Think how much damage they could do before then – their lack of skill with numbers (Abbott in particular) is not a joke, it should scare the hell out of any Australian who can think for themselves
      -99 for Turn Left

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